"Why do I feel like the only guy on The View?"
"Is this the first time? Or have you been here before?"
"You know. The "friends" that I have been with..."
"I think I need to go back to the suburbs."
"From the one that says mixed kids are the best."
"We can't fight! Get in the car!!!"
"I know but *insert professor's name* is a jerk."
"Dirty me up on the internet."
In my defense, none of the quotes can be attributed to me.
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