showers.

Jen: What are you up to?
Amanda: I'm trying to finish making baby shower invitations. The printer ran out of ink or something.
J: Ooo that sounds like fun.
A: I hate showers, they are just all about consumerism and buying shit. I really hate bridal showers. It's like they just invite you to make you feel bad that you're not married. Or getting married. "Look at me! I'm getting married. You're not!"
J: Really?
A: Yes. I haven't been invited to one bridal shower since I got married. But before that, I went to a bunch and they all sucked. I mean, have you gone to one shower since you got married?
J: Yes. One. Yours.
A: Showers aren't so bad.