best birthday card ever has the line:

"No. I'm busy with this burrito."

I *heart* Julie!

truckin'

When I was a teenager, I always thought I would die by the time I was 35.

Today is my 35th birthday.

I'm celebrating by listening to the Grateful Dead at my desk this morning.

party like it's November 3, 2004.

Looks like Detroit has a new mayor.

Pray for us.

Please.

what do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be a pork lobbyist so I can hand out the best business cards ever.