invite me.

I need Google Wave. Hook me up, bitches.

Please?

I've been getting so many emails and letters and phone calls from my readers wondering why I haven't posted anything in over a month. The outpouring has warmed my heart so I decided to come back. I wish, faithful readers, that I had an exciting explanation for my absence. Or even better, something mysterious. It would be very cool if I could only tell you part of the story, and leave you waiting anxiously for the rest of the tale. Instead, I will attempt to describe the past month, and really the past few months, in two words. Or a series of two words.

election year
campaign volunteer
so tired
shitty writer
no time
sleep deprived
contractual employee
I'm lazy
I'm busy
nothing new

Oh, and by the way, I know nobody even noticed I've been gone. I lied about the love and support I've received from my readers. My husband hasn't even said anything, although I give him a pass because all he really can talk about lately is law school this and law school that and does this tie go with this suit and woman! Make me a sandwich! But the rest of you, I know you have been caught up in your beautiful lives and haven't thought twice, or once, about me. Even though it pains me to know that you don't miss me and my thoughtful prose, I will not be silenced.

Never again!

I'll be back.

But probably not until after November 3rd.

I hate it/love it that Ahnold has forever changed "I'll be back."

Don't forget to vote on November 3rd!