Ways being a mommy has changed me:

• When bad shit happens to kids it really upsets me.
• I am a huge bitch to any person that hurt us or might hurt us.  Huge.  
• Insomnia has reached a completely new level that isn't good.
• The amount of love I have for this kid astounds me.  I didn't know it was possible.
• I have someone that really looks like me and not just because he looks Asian.
• I am shy and insecure and am pretty sure I'm doing it all wrong all the time.
• I clean.  All the time.  Picking up.  Dusting.  Washing.  Putting away.  Sorting.  Laundering.  Scrubbing again.  
• I buy purses based on whether or not a sippy cup, snack cup, a couple diapers and a Ziploc bag of butt wipes will fit.
• I skip articles in the New Yorker because holy shit, who has time for a weekly magazine full of words and no pictures??

Ways being a mommy has not changed me:

• Mario Impemba tweeted this today and I couldn't stop laughing: "Endy Chavez just took Verlander deep to start the game."