Me: I need to sign up for the rewards program again. After 18 months I just realized that my ex-husband has been getting the rewards from the card I've been using. What a waste...
Employee: Oh don't worry sweetie, you're not the only one that's happened to. I like to buy sporting goods and one time I bought a bunch of camping equipment and I couldn't figure out why I didn't get any points. Then I realized that my ex-husband got all the Dick points. I was so mad. Yup. All those Dick points went to him.
Me: Oh. My. God. That's awesome.
Employee: The worst part was that I wanted them points so I could buy a gun
Me: I think you are my people.
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