connisseur.

I.  Love.  Bendy.  Straws.

This morning Henry and I went out for breakfast and ended up at Bob Evans (the lack of suitable breakfast places on this end of town is astounding).  Henry got some milk and it came with the most amazing bendy straw I have ever seen.  The bendy part was at least twice as long as usual and I fell in love.  Proof that I love this kid more than anything:  I didn't steal it from him. 

I just did some bendy straw googling because I need these straws and it appears I am not the only person fond of these Bob Evans bendy straws.  Someone shared their personal story and it had something to do with asking some Bob Evans manager where they got their fantastic straws and the kind manager gave her a box of them for free so I guess I could try to get some that way but that sounds like a lot of work.  Also, what are the chances there will be another nice manager like that?  And what if they give me a box and then get fired?  The economy.  It's all my fault.  My need for kick ass bendy straws.  Anyway, I found some on Amazon but I'm not sure if they are the same thing and really, do I need to spend $20 on 960 bendy straws?

I'm going to do the responsible thing and try to go to sleep before placing my order in the morning.

Seriously.  They are awesome.  I should have taken pictures.  I should have taken the thing with me and raised it as my own.