Two things I've said today completely seriously...
"You may not get your wenis all over my bed." -to Henry as I was trying to change his diaper and he was trying to crawl away.
"It is very difficult to discuss the difference between 'spill' and 'pour' while you are playing with your little nipples." - Henry had poured his water down the front of his shirt and then decided it was uncomfortable eating lunch while he was soaked so he took off his shirt. When I asked him what happened to his shirt he said he spilled which was kind of true but kind of not since he did it on purpose.
It isn't even nap time yet so who knows what the rest of the day will bring. Right now he is playing computer games by himself. Be afraid. I know I am.
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