Me:  Henry, are you going to make me breakfast in bed for Mother's Day tomorrow?
Henry:  No mom-mom.  That's dirty.
Me:  Aye Aye, Captain.
Henry:  Captain's Curse?
Me:  No, Captain of Team Clean.
Henry:  Go Clean!
Me:  Go Blue?!
Henry:  Light turned green!  We gooooooooooo!!!
Me:  Hail to the victors!
Henry:  Light turned yellow!  We slow doooowwwwwwn!  Mom-mom go fast.
Me:  shhhhhhh....