sigh.

Henry:  MOM-MOM!!!!! 
Mom-mom:  Yes, Henry?
H:  Why are you doing the dishes?
M:  I'm not doing the dishes. 
H:  MOM-MOM!!!
M:  Yes, Henry?
H:  Mom-mom.  Did you already do the dishes?
M:  Yep.
H:  MOM-MOM!!!!!!!!
M: Yes, Henry?
H:  Why are you washing your hands?
M:  Why do you think I'm washing my hands?
H:  Because you touched my butt crack!!!!!!!  *Maniacal laughter*
M:  You are correct.  You had a poopy, poopy butt crack.
H:  MOM-MOM!!!!!
M:  Yes, Henry?
H:  I love you!
M:  I love you, too.
H:  I'm so happy I came home to you, mom-mom.