talk talk talk.

A few of my favorite conversations lately...

Henry:  My name is Henry Green Leaf
Me:  Is my name Jenny Green Leaf?
H:  No.  Your name is Mom-mom and you love me so much and I am so perfect to you.

Me:  Did you drop a deuce-y?
Henry:  No.
M:  No?  Well then what is that I smell?
H:  It's farts, Mom-mom.  Just farts.

Reading a book from the library for the second time...
Me:  This one is Roadwork by... do you remember who wrote this book?
Henry: ....
M:  It's only the second time we've read it so it's okay if you can't remember.
H:  It's Roadwork.  By Highway Freeway.
M:  Close!  Roadwork, by Sally Sutton.

Walking down a long hallway at the hospital, a little old man shuffled all the way across the hallway to give Henry a high five.
Henry:  That was a nice guy.
Me:  He was a nice guy!  He went out of his way to give you a high five.
H:  I made him happy.
M:  I think you are right.
H:  I make you happy.
M:  I know you are right about that, for sure.
H:  You make me happy, mom-mom.  I love you.
M:  I love you, my boy.
At which point the couple walking behind us busted out into, "Awwwwwwwwwww"s.