science tuesday.

Tomorrow is a big day for Henry and I.  We are going to attend our first Little Learners workshop at Impression 5. It's a five-week class and the topic for this series is Force and Motion Science.  This is the shit I looked forward to doing with my kid.  He's had a bit of a cough yesterday and today so I'm hoping he's not getting sick although I wouldn't be surprised if my little petri dish has yet another cold.  Anyway, I think this will be a great way for Henry to spend more time with little kids and maybe I'll meet some parents that I don't want to run away from.  We'll see.  We've been going to Impression 5 for a while now and I think there was only one time that I didn't have to physically keep my eyes from rolling at the other parents.  And then there was the time that the only mom that would speak to me had a hunch back and a mohawk.  And I thought her child was a girl but wasn't sure so stayed away from gender specific pronouns until she called him a boy.  What with all that matching tie dye and long, curly blond hair, I just couldn't tell.  And I could have sworn she was calling the child "Julie" only to realize HIS name was "Julian."  Man he was rockin' the tie dye.  Matching socks and everything.  I was really sad when I was leaving and told her I hoped to see her again sometime and she said that would only happen if her friend could get her more free passes and I was all, man that really sucks because admission is only $5.  I didn't say that out loud but I was thinking it because she was the only person that talked to me about Henry's blue balls and thought it was funny.  I wanted to see her again.  I thought about slipping her some cash but that would have been really creepy and she probably wouldn't talk to me again anyway.  I mean, I don't even know her name.  

Where was I?

Henry.  Science.  I think it's gonna be awesome and I'm so excited I seriously hope I can get some sleep tonight.  It looks like they allow photos so I'll try to take some and maybe someday I might even post some.

Yeah.  Don't hold your breath.  Sorry.